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It Was Entertainment Night at the Old Folks Home (Hypno-Humor)

This post was written by Cal Banyan, MA, BCH, CI, FNGH on December 3, 2008
Posted Under: Hypnosis Blog

I just got this in an email from one of our CPHIs (Certified Professional Hypnosis Instructors). It is an old joke but I figured there has to be a hypnotist out there somewhere who hasn’t heard it yet. Enjoy!

Hypnotist HumorClaude the hypnotist exclaimed: "I’m here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each  and every member of the audience."
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

"I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It’s a very special watch. It’s been in my family for six generations."
He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting:

"Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch . . ."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly; it slipped from the hypnotist’s finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces. 

"Oh, Sh*T!"
said the Hypnotist.

. . . . it took three days to clean up the place!!

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